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Setting is Worm + an original setting. Powers are from Jumpchain. A man wakes up on a strange island. Him, his sponsor, the other people in the archipelago - none of them have any idea what's going on or how they got to this hostile paradise. ON SEMI-HIATUS
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 07:29 PM
Do companions get in here by default?
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 07:29 PM
fift ring? m onika, for u
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:29 PM
no, its swamp gas
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:29 PM
No, he had to let me in.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 07:29 PM
okay
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 07:29 PM
n sicth ring. for me?
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:30 PM
I can't even tell what he's trying to say anymore, but he has a sixth ring.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:30 PM
clearly thats for the alcoholic seaweed
jokin of course
(mike REALLY wants to join in)
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:31 PM
I think that's four companion rings, plus one for me and one for him.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:31 PM
probably
system is having fun with this
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Pika 12-Feb-21 07:31 PM
(Damn. Maybe I should let him, if he's so insistent.)
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:32 PM
(pfft, no, then youll just get him mixed up with monika)
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Pika 12-Feb-21 07:32 PM
(Fuck. You right.)
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 07:32 PM
The Divine Wilds is able to change over time. One such change was adding the Generic Harem Supplement to the Supplements constellation.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:33 PM
ah, neat
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Awake 12-Feb-21 07:36 PM
Cool
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:36 PM
Good to know.
Maybe it'll add more jumps if they come out.
Like if a Baba is You jump showed up or something.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:37 PM
funny you mention that
im actually tryina work on one
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Awake 12-Feb-21 07:37 PM
Oh nice
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:37 PM
Oh! Cool!
A normal jump, or a gauntlet?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:37 PM
i cant reveal deets cause that might screw up some things but
hm. prolly gauntlet, it wouldnt work with origins well
im just tryina complete baba is you so i can get stuff accurate
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:38 PM
Yeah, it makes me think more of a gauntlet than anything else.
I think Will's fallen unconscious.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:39 PM
prolly for the best tbh
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:39 PM
I think everyone is cuddling up. I guess I'll join them!
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:40 PM
honestly i just imagined drunk will with a brute package
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:40 PM
Oh no, that wouldn't be good.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:40 PM
it would be funny tho
ta-dah! sard borken
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:41 PM
He'd do that.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:41 PM
mhm
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 07:43 PM
Perk text addendum: Companionship Rings (The Divine Wilds) (200CP) Four gold bands with crystals set into them. By giving this to someone you care about, they become one of your special companions! You and any companions you have get matching rings if you don’t have them already. The rings cannot be taken off, but they can be turned into a ring-shaped tattoo and back at will.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:44 PM
booby trap rings
hm
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:44 PM
I feel like there's some way to munchkin this.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:44 PM
probably
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 07:44 PM
head hurty
what happen
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:44 PM
you blew the crystals on companion rings
also got drunk
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 07:45 PM
fuck
need water
fuck its bright
ow
fuck the sun, fuck peer pressure
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:45 PM
Oh, are you planning to induct the sun into the harem too?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:46 PM
lmaooo
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 07:46 PM
die
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:47 PM
Oh, like D&D dice? Are you planning to seduce a dragon?
Another one?
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 07:47 PM
hhhhh
Okay, I've had some water, and I'm feeling a bit more human, now.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:48 PM
asprin?
you got any of that?
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 07:48 PM
On it.
Okay, I've had some asprin, and I've given everyone else some asprin too.
Well, not Monika, because she didn't drink, and not Kenta, because he's a smug, regenerating bastard.
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Velocity BOT 12-Feb-21 07:50 PM
"Ugh, thanks. I forgot why I don't drink anymore."
"...What's with the ring?"
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:50 PM
velocity feels like hes more or less on your wavelength
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 07:51 PM
"No idea. Oh, I have one too."
The placement is a bit, uh...
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:51 PM
Left ring finger.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:51 PM
did you put it on your dick
oh
dont ask why my mind jumped to penis
lmao
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 07:52 PM
The ring is finger-sized, not dick-sized, so even if I wanted to...
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 07:53 PM
drunk william is much more aware of his role as harem master lol
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 07:53 PM
Oh no
What did I do
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 07:53 PM
u gave rings to everyone
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:53 PM
theyre all companions
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 07:53 PM
they make them jumpchain companions yeah
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 07:53 PM
Is there any benefit to that?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:54 PM
very conditional semi-immortality
perks
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 07:54 PM
in classic jumpchain, just being a companion means they resurrect in three days if they die and ur still alive
and there's a few perks that only affect companions
i don't remember where i saw them tho
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:55 PM
I think System said that they only come back at the start of a new jump, so I guess this isn't classic. Well, I guess that's obvious.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 07:55 PM
What even counts as a new jump here though Do we have to clear the volcano axel or something?
Or is it classic ten years
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 07:56 PM
The classic 10 years.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 07:57 PM
by the end he's going to have received 3.650 crystals lol are there even that many perks
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 07:57 PM
And it's been 26 days. Well, 13, I guess.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 07:58 PM
for the purposes of the 10 year system, has it been 13 or 26 days?
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 08:00 PM
One day is 24 hours, so it has been 82 days since the start of the jump and 82 days since the chain began.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:01 PM
Huh?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:02 PM
...well, william, looks like your extrauniversal kidnapping happened a lot longer ago than you think
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:03 PM
or maybe it started counting back at the prologue?
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:03 PM
I guess it did.
I don't know why, but something about this is...
I feel scared.
Like something is very, very wrong.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:04 PM
shits goin on that you dont know about
this is called the divine wilds
pretty sure some asshole god is fucking with you and the 13 other people here
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:05 PM
I mean, I already knew that, it shouldn't be as shocking as it is, but...
Something's just deeply unsettling about it.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:06 PM
You didn't realize something might have gone wrong when you got kidnapped to a not-space, or found eldritch land piranhas, or found people from a fictional universe?
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:07 PM
I know! It's just...
Something about this in particular feels...
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:08 PM
thats your gut telling you something is seriously up
you have good instincts, so there probably is
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:09 PM
Anyway. In the prologue, there was something about a system bonding with a giant extradimensional machine. Probably the jumpchain system fusing with a Shard. Would not surprise me if eldritch reality warping BS happened as a result. Which. I mean it clearly did?
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:09 PM
I guess it could've been that...
This just feels more... visceral, for some reason.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:10 PM
Could be something stranger I guess. Let me take my best shot at existential dread. Hold up for a moment while I write.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:12 PM
it also got a dog as admin, so
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:13 PM
It's not really existential dread. More like something very, very bad happened.
I'll just stop thinking about it for now.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:14 PM
Too bad. I already started writing the worst case scenario I could think of
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:14 PM
Sounds like I woke up on Day 69, though. Nice. I mean, sure, go ahead.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:17 PM
Going to take a bit though lol
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:17 PM
👍
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:18 PM
hm. heres hoping this is a solvable problem, whatever it is
it probably is - problems are meant to be solved, after all
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:19 PM
Yeah.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 08:19 PM
We can work this out together, whatever this is!
And the next step is finishing the plane!
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:19 PM
Right. Let's get moving.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:20 PM
righty-oh
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:20 PM
Fucking piranhas!
At least there's not many.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:20 PM
oh gdi
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:20 PM
Think we should try to take them, or wait another day?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:20 PM
offer them alcohol if theyll leave
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:20 PM
How many is not that many
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:21 PM
alcoholism seems to be a good solution on this island
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:21 PM
If it's like 20, Fenja has already proven that they're not really a danger to her
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:22 PM
I'll try alcohol. It looks like 30 or so of them. We might be able to take them, but I'll try alcohol first.
I guess they don't care for it.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:22 PM
welp
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:22 PM
They didn't even notice me pouring it on them.
Well, at least they're flammable now.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:22 PM
lung might be able to set em on fire, yeaah
drop a match?
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 08:23 PM
It went out on the way down.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:25 PM
dammit
well, you have several more
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 08:25 PM
They also went out on the way down. I guess dropping matches isn't really going to work.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:25 PM
dammit
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:25 PM
I'll try a molotov cocktail.
Dammit, the piranhas are going back to the water!
All the alcohol is probably washed off now.
Aaaand they're coming back.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:28 PM
probably best to deal with the fish before someone gets critically injured again, or something stupid happens
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:28 PM
Yeah.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:28 PM
can you scare them off with a trumpet
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:28 PM
Fuck it, I can try.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 08:28 PM
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:29 PM
It's just making them more frenzied.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:30 PM
toss one [1] singular water bottle at them?
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:30 PM
Sure.
Yeet it is.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:30 PM
im trying to figure out what to throw at them to get them to fuck off
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:31 PM
Bruh Just ask Fenja to stomp
Throw Fenja at them
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:31 PM
Well, that's one piranha down, 29 to go.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 08:31 PM
And Lung, since I can pause him and he regenerates.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:31 PM
Sure.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:31 PM
That too
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:31 PM
lung would actually be a better match up here
plus the scenic elevator lets him ramp up some
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:32 PM
Oh hell. I think his second trigger makes him ramp up more slowly at first.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:32 PM
I was saying Fenja because the first piranha swarm already proved that they can't do anything to her. No risk. But send Lung too I guess
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:33 PM
She's there too, but she can't hit any of them.
Same as last time.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:33 PM
Anyway. The existential dread. William the actor never existed. The jump is Generic Worm Fanfiction, but your Jumper system had a little accident. It found a shard and, under the directions of a random doG, fused with it, resulting in catastrophic errors. Originally, the jumper system was supposed to insert random Joe#234999943 into the fanfiction of their choice. Instead, the system fused with William Manton's Shard. Original Joe was an actor, and being Manton's shard means that Manton's the one who's going to be the Jumper now. The mashup resulted in a new William, one who remembered an entirely different life that never existed. He is an actor like Joe was. His name is William, and he played Dr Manton. His coworkers are all alternate versions of real people from Manton's life. He remembers media from Joe's life, though altered to fit with his new memories. The death islands are the result of the Shard's desire for conflict and the Jumper system's habit of importing people to new settings. The missing time is because the fusion actually happened two months or so into the jump. Before that, Joe was living his new life as a Jumper in a worm fanfiction, completely unaware of the looming disaster.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:34 PM
...
Wow, that really is a terrible scenario.
I...
...
I'm going to put that aside for now.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:35 PM
You doubted my imagination
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 08:36 PM
And I guess the Scion thing would come from the shard.
Well, it could be a lot worse, really.
I didn't really exist for a while. What matters here is that you exist now.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:37 PM
...
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:38 PM
hey monika, can you search all systems for 'siberian'
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:38 PM
It's true You already have a harem member who was made of existential dread Monika can help you deal with it
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:38 PM
because if you get results that just instantly disproves that theory
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 08:38 PM
I wish there was a search function. It would make everything a lot easier.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:39 PM
Lol it's not really a serious theory. A shot in the dark, so to speak, because of william's intense feeling of unexplainable dread at the missing time
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:39 PM
Right. Yeah.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:39 PM
honestly i doubt its that existential
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:40 PM
It's more visceral fear. Like what I imagine drowning is like.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:40 PM
for one, the bonding i saw earlier seemed to be bonding with a dog
not a shard
yep, admin fenris
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:41 PM
So a dog is in charge of the system or something?
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Pika 12-Feb-21 08:41 PM
(Sorry for the ping)
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:41 PM
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Pika 12-Feb-21 08:42 PM
(FUCK)
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:42 PM
(?)
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:42 PM
@Fenris
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:42 PM
(change the role name to administrator)
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Pika 12-Feb-21 08:42 PM
(I kept pinging @ admin by mistake)
(Yeah, I think I will.)
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:42 PM
(lol)
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Pika 12-Feb-21 08:43 PM
(It's now Queen Administrator.)
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:43 PM
(heck yes)
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:43 PM
@Admin Fenris
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Pika 12-Feb-21 08:43 PM
(Phew.)
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 08:44 PM
No response.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:44 PM
cant say im too shocked
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:44 PM
And we still have the piranhas to deal with.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:44 PM
I didn't think they would respond, given that they wanted nothing to do with it
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:44 PM
fire extinguisher to help corall them
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:44 PM
It might take a while but can't Fenja just kill them off slowly?
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:45 PM
The spray just dispersed in the air. I'd probably need to get closer to do anything, here.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:46 PM
Should you leave today anyway? I thought we wanted pilot skills first
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:46 PM
If we take too long on this, we can't work on the plane and leave today.
Which wouldn't be too much of a problem, but...
No, I got 'em earlier.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:46 PM
Oh okay
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:46 PM
Locked in Perks Slot-o-matic (Universal Drawbacks Supplement) (+200CP) Slot-Locker (Universal Drawbacks Supplement) (+250JP) Slot-o-Matic Jr. (Universal Drawbacks Supplement) (100CP) Slot Machine (The Divine Wilds) (+0CP) Crystal Gacha (Crystal Gacha Supplement) (0CP) (LOCKED IN) Jumper ◈ (The ...
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:48 PM
I have it open already actually William just keeps breaking crystals in the 30 secs I look away so I don't know he got perks
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:48 PM
rip
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:48 PM
Lol
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:48 PM
most of the new ones are towards the bottom, so
just keep an eye there
the new skills have a bookmark thingy under it labelled trickster
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:49 PM
Yeah I found it What I actually missed was the single additional word next to the certain skills title
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:49 PM
rip
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:49 PM
Yeah, it's pretty easy to miss.
Should we just give up on driving away the piranhas for today, or keep going?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:50 PM
honestly giving up works, this isnt nearly as pressing as it was yesterday
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:50 PM
Point.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:50 PM
if they arent making much progress, may as well
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:50 PM
Sure. I guess we'll just watch more movies or something.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:50 PM
on a side note, ive turned to youtube for my baba is you knowledge
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:51 PM
Letting threats sit around nearby last time ended up with seaweed climbing the tower
I don't want to have you wake up to piranhas knawing at the base of the tower
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:51 PM
no, thats happened multiple times at this point
the seaweed climbing up the tower is just a thing that occurs sometimes nowadays
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:52 PM
Well, alright I guess
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:52 PM
honestly itd probably be a good thing at this point - we can deal with seaweed
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:52 PM
until you run out of alcohol
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:52 PM
which isnt liable to happen soon, unlike leaving
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:53 PM
And, this way, I get one more crystal before we leave, just in case.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:53 PM
^^^
one crystal for any skill
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:53 PM
true i hope Actually how are the alcohol supplies? Been using a fair amount of molotovs and stuff, and also using them for their intended purpose
Yeah okay, having a spare skill is pretty good
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:53 PM
i mean, not much drinking has actually occurred
it happened twice
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:53 PM
We have maybe two thirds of what we had originally.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:54 PM
Oh that's plenty
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:54 PM
yea, nothing to worry about
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:54 PM
They have a lot of alcohol here, for some reason.
Looks like we're just going to wait this out.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:55 PM
if they start chewing at the base like random jinxed then waiting it out will stop being optional
...actually
could you move the tower
just, relocate to where the pirahnas arent
(gdi pluralkit)
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:56 PM
I mean, the piranhas can go pretty much anywhere on the island.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:56 PM
but theyre right here right now
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Pika 12-Feb-21 08:56 PM
(PK is my last brain cell)
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:57 PM
And how do we know they won't follow us?
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 08:57 PM
We could try, though.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:57 PM
if you go far enough from the water and/or build a trap that keeps them from retreating back to it, they wouldnt
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:58 PM
The problem is that the water is everywhere.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:58 PM
so, build a pit with spikes in it?
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 08:58 PM
This is the flooded shelter. Maybe? But that would take time. Why do that when we could just make the plane?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:59 PM
point
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 08:59 PM
you're assuming that the other islands are going to be better?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 08:59 PM
actually hey, scion could magi them
or w/e the spell was
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:00 PM
...Point. But at least there might be other people.
Author icon randomperson44 ↩️
Reply to: you're assuming that the other islands are going to be better?
Their jumping range is higher than Scion's range.
I could try, though.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:00 PM
and you can fly
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:00 PM
Yeah.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:01 PM
which means unless theyre beating olympic medalists with their jumps, it shouldnt be too relevant
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...Point. But at least there might be other people.
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randomhuman44 12-Feb-21 09:01 PM
Yeah. But the point is, constructing a defended position isn't a waste of time
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:01 PM
They, uh, are.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:01 PM
god dammit
...actually hey
smoke might do the trick
or you can fly around and spray them with fire extinguishing stuff
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:02 PM
They keep snapping at me, and I keep having to fly higher. I can try smoke.
The smoke is sort of working?
I'll see if I can fry them when they jump at me.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:03 PM
ok
fuck those seafood abominations
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:04 PM
Why didn't I just do this earlier
Oh, I think I got 'em all.
Well, plane time it is!
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:05 PM
The plane is finished!
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:06 PM
oh thank god
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:06 PM
I think we fed all of our frustration into building it.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:06 PM
the fish can fuck off
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:06 PM
We have enough time today to just book it off the island.
So, do we?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:06 PM
yea, but lets talk destination first, alongside fuel
how far do you think the plane could go with current fuel reserves
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:07 PM
We have enough fuel to do three flights.
Enough for a round trip and a one-way trip.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:07 PM
hm
ok, good to know
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:08 PM
So, three islands away. (3 moves.)
Or going somewhere, then coming back, and having some spare.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:08 PM
so, as far as the other islands go, with details involved, what did you see out there
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:09 PM
I couldn't really make out any details, actually.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:09 PM
dang
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:09 PM
I could try now?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:09 PM
probably a good idea
...actually wait
kenta might be able to do that better - he might have slightly better than human eyesight at a baseline
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:10 PM
Good idea. I'll grab him.
He was able to make out three of the islands.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:11 PM
alright, which three?
ill grab the map from earlier
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:13 PM
The Eyelit Clearing looks like a forest island, though the trees have yellow leaves.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:13 PM
ominous
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:14 PM
The island on the top left of the map looked like it had actual gold on it, and there were moving shapes, but he couldn't tell what they were.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:14 PM
I don't think anyone went there.
#3 who might be Browbeat went further beyond that.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:15 PM
He also saw a big grey rocky island that looked almost pockmarked. That one isn't on the map - it would be a bit to the left of the bottom left island.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:16 PM
I don't think anyone was heading there either.
So, should we head for one of those first?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:16 PM
eyelit clearing, i think
it may put us on the path to finding maybe browbeat
if nothing else, itd be good for recon purposes
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:17 PM
No, I think he went out to the top left.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:17 PM
oh
in that case, headin out that way might be a good idea
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:17 PM
He went north-west and kept going.
I did see someone go to the Eyelit Clearing too.
And someone who kept going straight north.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:18 PM
hm
well, if someone's at the eyelit clearing, might be a good idea to search for them
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:19 PM
Yeah. And it does seem to be the island we know the most about.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:19 PM
Actually, could we stock up on supplies first?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:19 PM
thats a smart idea
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:19 PM
We can store farm goods and extra fuel in the tower.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:19 PM
loading up the tower with as much as you can would def help there, yea
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:20 PM
Good thing the farmers have excess.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:20 PM
dont forget the medical supplies
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:20 PM
A lot of excess. Good idea, those too.
How about we stop for today and pick things back up tomorrow?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:20 PM
good idea
packing up spare of anything you need is probably wise
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:21 PM
Yeah.
How about two days of going hard on prep, then on the third we fly away?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:21 PM
sounds good
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:21 PM
Sounds good to me too.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:21 PM
Okay, it's day 1 of prep.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:22 PM
alrighty, heres hopin it goes well
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:22 PM
It's going pretty average at the moment, actually.
We decided to stay close-ish, and that I'd carry the tower with me.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:23 PM
you sound like superman when you put it like that lol
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:23 PM
Hah. I mean, isn't Scion meant to be a Superman expy?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:23 PM
point
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:24 PM
Okay, day 2 of prep. I'll process the stuff while the others keep searching.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:24 PM
so, monika, question to pass the time on your end: how goes training your musical skillz with kenta?
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:25 PM
Pretty well! He's surprisingly nice for a gang leader. Or maybe that's the therapy perks?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:26 PM
he does know how to act civilized, its mostly preserving his rep that has him act brutal
the therapy perks probably dont hurt tho
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:26 PM
Yeah.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:26 PM
id imagine before them he was pretty brutal at his core
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:26 PM
That anti-Yandere perk was really a godsend, wasn't it?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:27 PM
god yeah
hm. wonder if playlists work for yall
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:32 PM
They do, dw.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:33 PM
Well, prep went alright!
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:33 PM
noice
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:33 PM
We have medicine to spare, and another trip's worth of fuel. (You now have 4 moves worth of fuel.)
So. It's the flight day.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:35 PM
ok, so we can go two islands out safely
eyelit planes is my vote for flight 1 location
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:35 PM
Sounds good to me.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:35 PM
It's close, and we know a little about it.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:36 PM
we also know someone should be over there
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:36 PM
Yeah.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:36 PM
who it is is up in the air, but that's another person to hopefully help us escape
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:36 PM
God, let's hope.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:36 PM
And if it isn't then, well, charisma perks.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:37 PM
yee
heres hoping its like, manpower or something
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:37 PM
Manpower would be good.
I mean, didn't he cheat on his wife or something?
But other than that. You know.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:38 PM
decent enough dude
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:38 PM
He seems pretty cool to me.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:40 PM
hopefully whoever it is will just be happy for the help
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:42 PM
Well, I'd be pretty damn scared if I was alone, so I hope so.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:44 PM
Well, the tower's all packed up, time to go!
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:44 PM
time for the ace pilot to strut his stuff
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:44 PM
We're all in the plane, time to go.
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SFX BOT 12-Feb-21 09:45 PM
*Distant wet slapping*
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:45 PM
TIME TO GO
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:45 PM
magi their asses
if they dare approach, just fuckin Obliterate them
i pray monika finds the pirahna file and deletes it
they do not deserve anything
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:46 PM
I need to concentrate on flying. Kenta can get 'em.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:46 PM
We're in the air!
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:46 PM
wooo
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:46 PM
A few latched onto the plane, but Kenta burned them off.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:47 PM
given the plane didnt explode, none of them bit into a fuel line or anything, so yall are good
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:47 PM
BIRDS
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:47 PM
fucking birds
this place really does want you dead
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:47 PM
Hate these buggers.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:48 PM
if anyone's got a steak to throw, nows a good time
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:49 PM
I think that encouraged them!
They're attacking the plane!
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:49 PM
gdi
Fucking Birds
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:49 PM
We don't have much time until they damage something important.
What do we do?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:50 PM
magi their asses while monika looks for birds.npc or smth?
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:50 PM
Can't drive and shoot at the same time.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:50 PM
actually. stunt pilot
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:50 PM
Yeah, I am trying to shake them off, dw.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:51 PM
there isnt really a lot you can do... trumpet?
annoying the birds might backfire actually
nvm
enough fire ought to scare them off, or maybe lightning...
or smth...
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:52 PM
We could get Kenta to attack them?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:52 PM
i thought he was already attacking them
wait. no that was the pirahnas
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:52 PM
Yeah.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:52 PM
yeah kenta attacking em works
god theres probably a global aggression setting thats borked to hell and back (edited)
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:53 PM
He's growing, this is the opposite of what we need
THE BIRDS ARE DODGING
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:54 PM
I heard something from the back of the plane.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:54 PM
well, yall are fucked
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 09:54 PM
We're losing altitude.
We might be able to reach the island if we get these damn birds off, but...
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:55 PM
i dont think you can get the birds off
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:55 PM
If we don't, we'll crash!
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:56 PM
lung can try to kill the birds, monika can try to amp him up further, if he can grow wings he can grab you fenja and velocity and fly off, and will can fly naturally
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:56 PM
I lost the amping variable.
We could try, but I'd need to find it again on the fly.
I don't know if I can.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:57 PM
well, im not really sure what alternatives are out there
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:57 PM
...
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:57 PM
fenja and velocity could try to do something but theyre mostly ineffective
lung's got the blaster power so hes our best bet
youve shown you can work well under pressure, ive got faith that you can do this
if nothing else, you might be able to find and delete all the birds
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 09:58 PM
There really is nothing left to do but try, is there?'
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 09:59 PM
animals are terrible
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 10:01 PM
I couldn't find the escalation thing, but I figured out how to slow his power down.
We either need him big or small, so I guess it's going to be small.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:01 PM
will, can you try spinning to give the birds a run for their money?
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:02 PM
I've been trying! They're persistent!
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 10:02 PM
I think we need to get something good to drive off the birds.
I just have no idea what.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:03 PM
...kill the engines for a bit, to make the birds dive in the water with the pirahnas?
or
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:03 PM
What's left? Leave it up to luck? If we dive, we won't make it to the island.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:04 PM
crap
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:04 PM
We're not exactly able to gain much altitude at the moment.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:04 PM
well, monika can keep searching for birds, but otherwise i guess its up to luck
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 10:04 PM
Yeah. Up to luck.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:05 PM
seriously though, whatever happens, before next takeoff, all birds must die
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Awake 12-Feb-21 10:08 PM
Birds are the enemy
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:08 PM
wildlife in general is the enemy
it all needs to go
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:08 PM
...
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 10:08 PM
...
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SFX BOT 12-Feb-21 10:08 PM
*CRASH!*
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:08 PM
god dammit
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Awake 12-Feb-21 10:08 PM
Oof
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:09 PM
Companion Velocity has perished.
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Awake 12-Feb-21 10:09 PM
WHAT
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:09 PM
Companion Jessica has perished.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:09 PM
its a plane crash
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Awake 12-Feb-21 10:09 PM
Oh fuck
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:09 PM
the only one liable to survive was lung
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:09 PM
Companion Monika has perished.
Jumper William has̩̝ͅ ̧̰̳p̴̳̭e̵̟̟ŗ͔̞i͍͙̺s҉͕̳͓h͇̞̕ed̙͙͈
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Awake 12-Feb-21 10:10 PM
Rip
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:10 PM
and now we see how broken the system is
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Pika 12-Feb-21 10:10 PM
(Well, that's the RP over! Pack it up, guys!)
(Good run.)
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:11 PM
(welp, time to delete the channel. gg)
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Pika 12-Feb-21 10:11 PM
(Jk jk)
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:12 PM
...
Initiating...
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:12 PM
here we go again
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:13 PM
Recursion sequence activating...
Rͪ͑̔҉̱͚͓Ẻ͌̿C͂̃̎U͑̇̀R̍̓̏Sͪ̅̓I̍̽ͬOͩ̏́Ṅ̀̾҉̮͖̕
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:13 PM
i wonder if annoying fenris will get them to pay attention
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:15 PM
What's going on? Why am I back home again?
...
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:15 PM
welp, sorry buddy, but things broke earlier
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Awake 12-Feb-21 10:15 PM
Puppy
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:15 PM
My clock's been reset. Is this a prank?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:15 PM
nope, its jumpchain
reality warping inconvenience right at your fingertips
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Awake 12-Feb-21 10:16 PM
Yep
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:16 PM
The machine's back. I thought Jumpchain Inc took it away?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:16 PM
no, you kind of broke it
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Pika 12-Feb-21 10:16 PM
(AF is 'speaking out loud' atm)
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:16 PM
@Admin_Fenris
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:16 PM
Huh? What was that?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:16 PM
in case you cant see any of this
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:16 PM
There's some sort of chat log in the machine?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:16 PM
@Admin_Fenris Machine is 🅱️roke
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Awake 12-Feb-21 10:16 PM
@Admin_Fenris puppo
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:16 PM
Hello?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:17 PM
yes hello hi, the extradimensional machine is broke due to earlier settings getting set up
some kind of recursion glitch
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:17 PM
You know what this machine is, then?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:17 PM
its a jumpchain system
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:17 PM
And why am I an admin?
Yeah, I saw the Jumpchain Inc logo on the side.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:18 PM
'Y' 'is there an extradimensional machine here'
it picks up voice commands
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:18 PM
...
Avatar System
Bonded with unknown being.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:18 PM
and you kind of broke it earlier
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:19 PM
Fͭͧͩu͋̐̔c͊ͧ̾ǩ̙̏!̓ͥ͆ Why did this happen to me?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:19 PM
well, it didnt just happen to you
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:19 PM
Sorry, I shouldn't use eldrich swear words in front of mortals.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:19 PM
it's also affecting a guy named william
and, according to some theories, a shard, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:20 PM
At least this chat log seems to protect against memetic threats. William?
No idea who that is.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:20 PM
yeah, we've been with him for several days his time, theres a record of his activities in the log
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Awake 12-Feb-21 10:20 PM
Wait. Eldritch words and memetic threats?
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:20 PM
Skimmed it. That doesn't sound like a normal jumpchain.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:21 PM
yeah its like 27 different kinds of busted
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:21 PM
Accidentally swore in an elder tongue earlier, but the chat seemed to protect against it melting your brains out.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:21 PM
honestly, no harm no foul with eldritch swearing, we gucci
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:21 PM
Cool.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:22 PM
so yeah, im like 70% sure this thing got screwed with wherever it was made in
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:22 PM
A friend of mine was meant to come over soon. Where is she?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:22 PM
heck if we know? time travel happened, so presumably where she was when you got this thing
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:22 PM
Huh? I sent her a message, and she doesn't know what I'm talking about.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:23 PM
this is the recursion thing it mentioned earlier in a system message
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:23 PM
Unless the time travel happened on an omniversal scale, it wouldn't do anything to me.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:23 PM
it affected your clock, didnt it?
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:23 PM
...
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:24 PM
and you are the admin according to it, so maybe it specifically targeted you too
tyt
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:24 PM
I need to check on everyone. Hold on.
...
J̊̒̌nͩͥͯ҉̡̞͜j̔̂̅fͧͧ̃e̋̂̈́w̅̇̌ ̂́ͪá̍͑eͩ̆͑iͥ̎͛j̓̏̋w͂͑̒e̐͐̀j̏ͯͦ҉̶̖́f̏̋̒҉̳̫̟ ͗̌̋f̊͑̍e͐̓͊aͮͦ̄҉̨҉̗̣̮i͊͛̓u̅ͤ̚h̆̂͆f̓̃̿w̑̈́̚a̾̇̓҉̛̞̮e͛͂̇!͑̎ͣ҉̘͙̪!ͤ̊̊!̉͒ͥ!̂ͤͭ
It's fucking omniversal time travel. How???
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:26 PM
someone tampered with the machine at the factory
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:26 PM
There is not a being alive who can manage that aside from the Great Architech themself!
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:26 PM
so, the great architect did it is what you're saying
...honestly that kinda tracks
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:26 PM
Why would they? They have more important things to worry about! This is the OPPOSITE of what they'd do!
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:27 PM
high level of omnipotence mean they can probably multitask infinitely
and everyone has to blow off steam at some point
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:27 PM
By putting every single universe in the omniverse into a time loop?????
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:28 PM
well, not all of them - system clock hasnt changed on our end
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:28 PM
They're meant to STOP stuff like this!
Really? Gimmie a mo...
Oh.
You're from The Great Architect's HOMEWORLD?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:29 PM
i guess so?
huh. i did not know that
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:29 PM
No wonder you're all so well protected against this.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:30 PM
well, important question: is there anything you can think of that we can do to help fix this?
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:30 PM
No??? Not at all!
I just ascended a few years ago! I'm basically a baby!
Would you ask a baby on your world to become a grand archmage, cure cancer, and conquer the universe?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:32 PM
i mean, considering the great architect came from here
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:32 PM
You know what I meant!
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:32 PM
fair enough
so
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:32 PM
I don't even have a job yet!
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:33 PM
we're in a groundhog day situation
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:33 PM
We are.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:33 PM
that means we have infinite tries at this until we succeed
deep breath, or whatever equivalent you can do
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:33 PM
...
Right.
We can solve this.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:34 PM
this is a problem, but all problems have solutions
first theory is maybe getting william to jump completion will help fuck the error thats going on with the recursion setting?
second thought is cracking this thing open to see how it ticks but, just ascended and all
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:35 PM
Yeah, I doubt I'll be able to crack this open in any way, shape, or form.
So it looks like we just need to get this 'William' to survive.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:36 PM
yep, but thats gonna be difficult - he got dropped on some kind of hellworld with a bunch of capes from worm
at least scion doesnt seem to be there
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:36 PM
The world he's on isn't in the records at all.
So I can't advise him in that way at all.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:36 PM
generic worm fanfic, its probably created from whole cloth more or less
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:37 PM
Looks like it.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:37 PM
it did seem to have some aspects from worm ripped out of it and dumped into it
brockton bay buildings and all
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:37 PM
Well, not much more I can do than play support. I can at least look into the system and see what I can do.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:38 PM
you are the admin, you have a decent chunk of privilages
(fenja: look at me. i am the admin now)
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:38 PM
Yeah. I'll have to see what I can do with them.
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Pika 12-Feb-21 10:39 PM
(Not the first person I would've picked.)
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:39 PM
theres probably a /help command in there somewhere
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 10:39 PM
There is!
...This system is a mess.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:39 PM
yeah, monika was able to gather that much
given the supposed recursion, we may be able to get her in the next loop
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:40 PM
Activating set systems...
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:40 PM
aka this loop
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:40 PM
All set systems activated.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:40 PM
Fuck! What's going on?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:41 PM
you're back where you started
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:41 PM
Monika? Are you here?
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:42 PM
You have 500JP to buy slots with. Slots can be filled by a random perk or item of the correct size, or a companion of your choice.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:42 PM
What?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:42 PM
ooh, helpful
@William can you read this? we were having issues with communications earlier
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:42 PM
Any non-slotted perks, items, and companions will be sent back to their original location.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:43 PM
Yeah, I can see you guys.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:43 PM
okay, thats a relief
so the system is undergoing recursion - which means things are repeating
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:43 PM
I'm in a time loop?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:43 PM
groundhog day
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:44 PM
Fuck.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:44 PM
however, you have an option to keep things between loops
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:44 PM
Only 500CP's worth.
So the perks and items that aren't slotted go back to the list, Monika would be sent home, and the others would just... reset?
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:44 PM
Correct.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:44 PM
So that's 250JP spent.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:44 PM
can you list current slots?
would keeping divine rings keep all companions who had obtained them previously?
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:45 PM
No current unlocked slots.
Yes.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:45 PM
ok thats an obvious choice then
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:45 PM
Yeah. Monika and the rings.
So, what about the other 250?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:46 PM
monika was included with the rings, she had one
a certain skill would be a good keeper, given it feeds into some significant power boosts
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:47 PM
She wasn't a companion because of the rings. You would still need a slot for her.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:47 PM
ah, damn
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:47 PM
So we have 250JP left.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:48 PM
we'll want a certain skill because, in a pinch, we can just buy another A certain skill
and it covers a ton of 21st century stuff, leaving you at the forefront of it all
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:49 PM
Yeah.
So, one or two 100JP slots? We want to maximise our chances of rolling them.
Do we?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:50 PM
lemme look at the perks a bit harder first
raidable farm would be handy to keep...
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:50 PM
As would the Eiffel Tower, for that matter, if we wanted to gamble on that.
It saved our asses more than any other perk did, honestly.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:51 PM
true
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:52 PM
Either way, we'll have another freebie slot with the last 50JP.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:52 PM
keep scion around
eiffel tower and scion
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:52 PM
If I can roll him into that slot.
It picks them at random if they're not companions.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:52 PM
oh ew
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:52 PM
That's what I'm worried about.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:52 PM
thats gross
well either itll be eiffel tower or therapy for the 200 cp
its a coin flip there
we can repeatedly do 100 cp until we get A certain skill again
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:54 PM
I have to buy all of my slots first before I start rolling.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:54 PM
scion might be treated as a companion due to the fact he seemed pretty sapient
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:54 PM
He is not.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:55 PM
oh
ah well
its not like we can actually do anything with that spare 50 cp
i vote 200 and freebie slot
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:55 PM
Yeah. It's going to be going towards a freebie slot no matter what, unless I want to save it.
I can save it, right?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:55 PM
oh
in that case screw the freebie slot
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:56 PM
Yes.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:56 PM
just the 200 pls
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:56 PM
Right.
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:56 PM
Proceed to rolling.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:56 PM
Roll the empty 200 slot.
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:57 PM
Rolling...
200CP slot filled with The Crazy Ones.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:57 PM
gdi
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:57 PM
Shit.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:58 PM
well, at least you have the therapy perk
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 10:58 PM
Wiping all other perks...
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:58 PM
and you might not look like a minion after this too
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 10:59 PM
Silver lining, I guess.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 10:59 PM
ok so, we know for a fact that flooded bunker is kind of high risk high reward
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:00 PM
Yeah. Oh, I'm back in the weird ghost place.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:00 PM
everyone who wasn't with us originally is likely gonna be flying off where they did the first time around assuming jumper and companions are the only ones who retain continuity of consciousness, which is probably a bad assumption tbh but its on the table
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:00 PM
What? What's going on?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:00 PM
will died, and this is groundhog day
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:00 PM
Did we die?
...Groundhog day?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:01 PM
welcome to conditional immortality because wills jumpchain is broken
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:01 PM
Yeah, this is how I woke up on the first day.
We're not dead or anything.
Oh, Jess is approaching me. I guess she does remember.
And here's Kenta and Velocity.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:02 PM
thank god (edited)
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:02 PM
Oh thank god.
Well, the gang's all here!
It's getting brigher.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:02 PM
gangs all here, and we can pick a destination
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:03 PM
We've been dropped.
So, do we explore more? I don't want to risk going to the shelter again without the tower.
We can also grab people.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:04 PM
the shelter did have plenty of supplies... grabbing as many people as you can is an option, but a bit riskier now that you have sort of a proper team
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:04 PM
With how the seaweed was crawling across the ground, I'm not sure we could avoid it without the tower.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:04 PM
point
checking around the eyelit clearing might work out?
seeing what landmasses are around there
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:05 PM
Could do.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:05 PM
im also thinking that the 'spoke' the shelter was on may have been the colonized one, maybe
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:06 PM
By the way, we were in trouble earlier so I didn't say anything, but I was able to see what the archipelago looks like from a top-down view.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:06 PM
oh, excellent!
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:06 PM
Shit. It really does look like bicycle spokes.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:07 PM
least theres one good thing that came out of that
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:07 PM
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:08 PM
hm... so, 10 'moves' basically to get to where we wanna go, or less
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:08 PM
8, I think.
And we have the chance to look at more places on the way.
So, do we grab anyone?
I'm not sure how to communicate to the others to grab people, but me and Monika can.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:09 PM
hm. if theres anyone velocity seems to be staring at other than you guys, grab em, i guess? (edited)
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:10 PM
I don't think he can tell them apart.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:10 PM
otherwise i guess just grab someone random
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:10 PM
Random. Sounds good.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:10 PM
Got it!
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:12 PM
Oh, there's #3. Do I grab him? He's closest to me at the moment.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:12 PM
yeah, go for it
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:13 PM
Right.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:13 PM
And I got a guy I don't know.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:13 PM
do either of them look like will?
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:14 PM
#3 is too buff to be me.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:14 PM
My guy looks pretty young, actually. I think he's a teenager.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:14 PM
ok, good to know
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:15 PM
Well, here we go, then.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:15 PM
so, directions... north spoke may be promising
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:15 PM
We're searching the north spoke, then?
Move and look down?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:15 PM
move to first and look down
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Pika 12-Feb-21 11:16 PM
(RIP PK)
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:16 PM
(gdi pk)
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:16 PM
Though it might be inefficient if we have to go over Eyelit and then decide to loop back.
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Pika 12-Feb-21 11:16 PM
(There we go)
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:16 PM
my thought was, eyelit looked promising as a place to scavage food and stuff
we can check out the first and last in the spoke, then double back and land on eyelit, if nothing else is as promising (edited)
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:18 PM
Yeah, we can check two of them on the way.
N, Check, N, N, N, Check, S, S?
That'll land us back at the Clearing.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:19 PM
thats the plan, able to change depending on what the checks reveal
if one of them is 'bountiful paradise' then im gonna strongly advise you land there lol
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:19 PM
Ha, yeah.
North, Check.
Chittering Shores.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:20 PM
oh yeah fuck that noise
that sounds evil as hell
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:21 PM
One person is coming in the same direction as us. I think it was the one who landed in Eyelit last time.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:22 PM
can you try to get a good look at em?
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:22 PM
Well, they're not a little kid, at least.
I wouldn't put them over 30 either.
15-25 range maybe?
Can't make out more from here.
I'd need to get closer.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:23 PM
sounds like it could be Triumph
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:23 PM
Could be, yeah.
So, move out to the furthest island and search that?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:24 PM
yep
keep an eye on who comes with
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:24 PM
N, N, N, Search.
Hidden Grottoes. 15-25 is dropping towards Eyelit. I can also see two people going to the island to the east of Eyelit, but I can't reach it in time.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:26 PM
grotto: a small picturesque cave, especially an artificial one in a park or garden.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:26 PM
Could get north-3's island's name if I wanted to risk landing there.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:27 PM
hm... do you think youd be able to scavage food in hidden grottoes?
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:27 PM
I assume so?
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 11:28 PM
All islands have food sources of some manner.
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Awake 12-Feb-21 11:28 PM
I mean a grotto is shelter
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:28 PM
fresh water sources too yeah?
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Awake 12-Feb-21 11:28 PM
But also cave
Bears
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 11:28 PM
Water too, yes.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:28 PM
kenta can handle bears, he is a bear
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Awake 12-Feb-21 11:28 PM
Point.
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System BOT 12-Feb-21 11:29 PM
There are the basic requirements for life available on each island, enough to live on.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:30 PM
alright, so... hidden grottos is tempting, but at the same time you have two newbies to the group with you, who will probably wonder why you didnt stick with #3
id say eyelit, if only to keep suspicions from rising
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:31 PM
Okay, Eyelit it is.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:32 PM
Updated map.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:32 PM
awesome
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:33 PM
Well, we've landed.
Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.
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Pika 12-Feb-21 11:33 PM
Pinned a message.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:34 PM
here we go
who'd you two grab?
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Admin Fenris BOT 12-Feb-21 11:34 PM
I'll keep the map pinned to the channel.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:34 PM
thanks fenris
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:34 PM
Buff teen with a blue bodysuit.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:34 PM
browbeat
very against conflict
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:35 PM
Looks like it. Nice.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:35 PM
Browbeat has two powers - short-range telekinesis and biokinesis; his abilities are mutually reinforcing. Further in the face of a Power cancelling Trump that affects one aspect of his powers the other half would generally need a separate counter.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:35 PM
Oh no, I think we landed in different areas.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:36 PM
well, same island, yall can try to follow the coast or head to the center
who'd you grab, monika?
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:37 PM
Teenager with a white bodysuit and blue hair.
He has a blue visor and a blue shield motif too.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:37 PM
part of new wave - shielder
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:37 PM
Both heroes, then! Great!
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:37 PM
where was this luck when you started out
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:38 PM
Right?
Well, I guess it was going into getting the Eiffel Tower.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:38 PM
true. speaking of which, thats what we'll be going for again - either that or another civ building
which means 200-200 crystals
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:38 PM
Yeah.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:38 PM
or 0-200 if you wanna play it fast
actually could be a good way to get certain skills back too
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:39 PM
Fast sounds like a better idea. I'm pretty defenceless at the moment.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:39 PM
yeah
heres hoping velocity can round up everyone
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:39 PM
We're in a clearing in the middle of a forest at the moment.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:40 PM
Same here. A pretty small one.
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:40 PM
shielder can fly
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:40 PM
Oh! Good idea!
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:40 PM
not very fast, but as far as rounding up everyone, him and velocity working together would be excellent
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:49 PM
Well, time to unpause time.
"Hello?"
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Browbeat BOT 12-Feb-21 11:49 PM
"...Hello."
"And you are?"
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:50 PM
"Call me Will. And yourself?"
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Browbeat BOT 12-Feb-21 11:50 PM
"Browbeat. Where are we?"
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:51 PM
"An island called the Eyelit Clearing. I don't know much beyond that."
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:51 PM
this is gonna be interesting
thankfully, browbeat's the patient type
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:51 PM
Yeah.
How much do we tell them about the situation?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:52 PM
about as much as fenja, lung, and velocity know i think
maybe space it out some so he can process
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:53 PM
But, like, we have a map and stuff. How do we explain away knowing things?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:54 PM
ask him if he knows who phir se is, then say you have a power thats sort of like his if so
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:54 PM
So I'm coming clean about the time travel, then?
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:54 PM
and the trump power
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:54 PM
Right.
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Monika BOT 12-Feb-21 11:55 PM
Oh no, the .chr files changed locations.
I don't know where they are, now.
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:55 PM
"It's... I know this is hard to believe, but this is actually my second time through this."
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Browbeat BOT 12-Feb-21 11:55 PM
"You've been here before?"
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:56 PM
"Not to this island, but I've been to one south-west of here, the Flooded Shelter."
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Browbeat BOT 12-Feb-21 11:57 PM
"When was this? And how did you leave?"
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Limina Idling | Hours 12-Feb-21 11:58 PM
phir se time
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:58 PM
".." "When I said I'd been here before, I meant that I've lived through this day before."
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Browbeat BOT 12-Feb-21 11:58 PM
"That is hard to believe. How did you come back, then?"
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William BOT 12-Feb-21 11:59 PM
"...Crashed a plane into the sea."
"There'll be other people on this island who came back with me."
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Browbeat BOT 12-Feb-21 11:59 PM
"The rest of your group? There were six of you."
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:00 AM
"Five, including me. Monika and I both grabbed other people so we could all end up in one place."
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Browbeat BOT 13-Feb-21 12:01 AM
"I see."
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:02 AM
owning up that velocity, lung, and fenja were in it may help out, maybe
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:02 AM
...Yeah.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:02 AM
velocity's a hero, and he may understand that if lung and fenja were cooperating things were kinda dire
hes a sharp kid
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:03 AM
"The first time though, I was on the same island as Monika and Velocity, but also Fenja and Lung. We agreed to a truce while we worked together. Thought I should give you a heads-up."
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Browbeat BOT 13-Feb-21 12:04 AM
"You worked with villains?"
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:04 AM
"They weren't my first choice, but I'd rather work with them than fight them."
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Browbeat BOT 13-Feb-21 12:04 AM
"...Fine. I can see the logic in that."
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:05 AM
"Anyway, Monika grabbed Shielder, so she's planning to ask him to fly around and locate everyone."
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Browbeat BOT 13-Feb-21 12:05 AM
"You're in communication with her?"
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:05 AM
"Yeah. I have powers. One of them lets me communicate with her over long distances."
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Browbeat BOT 13-Feb-21 12:06 AM
"One of them? What are the others?"
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:07 AM
"I can pause time to think, but I can't move during it. I also have a power that helps me bring out the good in people."
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Pika 13-Feb-21 12:08 AM
(PK.)
(Hun.)
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:08 AM
(fucks sake pk)
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:08 AM
"My power is the kind that grows over time, but it mostly reset when I came back. I was able to keep those two powers, but I need to build up again."
Actually, I have two crystals on me right now. Should I demonstrate?
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:08 AM
go for it
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Browbeat BOT 13-Feb-21 12:09 AM
"That's an interesting power. Ones that grow are rare."
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:09 AM
"I have a couple of crystals from it, I can demonstrate if you like?"
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Browbeat BOT 13-Feb-21 12:09 AM
"Go ahead."
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:10 AM
One 0-200?
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:10 AM
yep
lets pray for the tower
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System BOT 13-Feb-21 12:11 AM
The Self, Improvement, Travelling.
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:11 AM
Which do we pick?
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:12 AM
can we get an explanation on what exactly travelling covers?
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System BOT 13-Feb-21 12:12 AM
Vehicles, mounts, and the skill to use them generally.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:12 AM
ok so no doormaker
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System BOT 13-Feb-21 12:12 AM
And some teleportation.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:12 AM
...lmao
hm... kind of a toss up between improvement and the self
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:13 AM
Yeah. Both are good.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:13 AM
go for self
the sooner we can get the combo back the better
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:13 AM
That's what I was thinking too.
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System BOT 13-Feb-21 12:18 AM
Perk 1: [Ammo, Never Jams] Perk 2: Psychometry (Sailor Moon) (200CP) Perk 3: Synthesis (Re:Monster) (200CP)
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:18 AM
ammo, never jams... sounds like a gungeon thing or doom thing
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Monika BOT 13-Feb-21 12:19 AM
Well, I guess you can bang your head against that wall.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:19 AM
thankfully, its a single layer wall lol
200 - What Do You Mean, "Reload?" - Don't worry about such things, Marine. As long as you have the ammo on your person, it'll be loaded in your gun when you pull the trigger. No need to swap mags.
'ammo, never jams' definitely sounds like a game-y thing
this is a weird one to be in the self, but
hm
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:24 AM
No response from System.
Guess not.
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Monika BOT 13-Feb-21 12:25 AM
Oh, it looks like the 20/10 part of that free perk stuck.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:25 AM
oh, nice
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Monika BOT 13-Feb-21 12:25 AM
That's interesting.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:25 AM
now you're a supermodel forever
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:25 AM
Thank god the gold vanished, though.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:26 AM
we could always try to reapply it if you wanted lol
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:26 AM
No thanks.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:26 AM
you sure? it was fun that you could tell people to bite your shiny golden ass
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:29 AM
Even then.
Any luck in the search?
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:29 AM
im finding it actually kind of hard to find a self-based perk that is 'ammo, never jams' worthy
its helpful that jamming is a common enough word i can search for it but unique enough that it wont crop up everywhere
it also helps that so many jumps are fantasy, which means no guns
Gun- 100 As trusty as any young man could hope for, this simple revolver of the current decade is sure to serve you well. A handgun of your choice, it’ll not jam or rust no matter where you take it or what abuses you put it through. A side pocket that comes with the belt holster the gun is in will continually refill with ammunition each day.
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:36 AM
No response.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:46 AM
ive reached the point where im just searching every single jump document i can for the word jam (edited)
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Awake 13-Feb-21 12:46 AM
Rip
Might be a more obscure jump, some of the earlier perks were
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:46 AM
Do you at least have good music to jam to?
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Awake 13-Feb-21 12:46 AM
Action hero one maybe
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:46 AM
dead silence
i am in the zone
i checked action movie jumps, both 80s and modern
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:47 AM
The only jam you need is guns not jamming.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:47 AM
Boomstick It’s simple, straight forward and effective. This is a pump­action shotgun with an extremely sturdy frame, clean break and firing action. It’s construction is so robust, that it will not jam, never needs cleaning, and can fire anything that could conceivably be loaded in a shotgun shell at deadly effectiveness. This means if you have rocks and a shell with intact propellant, you can fire a deadly spray of rocks. The sturdiness means it’s also an effective bludgeoning implement.
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:47 AM
No response from System.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:47 AM
Nine-Millimeter, With Extended Magazine (Discount Genius) This beauty is an extremely modern, heavy duty special operations sidearm. You’re not exactly sure of it’s make and model, but you could hand it to any professional soldier and they could tell you. The important thing, is that this is a beast of a weapon with a whisper­quiet, smooth­as­silk action and all the best parts. Unlike some weapons, you still have to clean this one periodically, but as long as you do, it will be your faithful companion. As long as the gun is cleaned regularly, it will never jam. It will also have one tenth of the normal recoil for its size and caliber. Lastly, it has been modified for Fully Automatic Fire, and its extended magazine holds ninety rounds. The actual thing itself looks like it holds maybe fifteen total. Good thing it has reduced recoil!
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Monika BOT 13-Feb-21 12:47 AM
Nothing for that either.
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Awake 13-Feb-21 12:50 AM
Hmm it's a self perk
Might be a game perk
How much CP is this one?
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:54 AM
0-200
it sounds like it could be devil may cry (edited)
devil may cry does not include the word jam
Ammo Belt Armor: 200 CP You have a huge belt of ammo. Despite the actual way guns work, this belt somehow accepts ammunition placed into it and then feeds to a belt-fed weapon, feeding without kinks or jams no matter how convoluted the belt. You can even wrap the bullets around yourself and use it as armor (about as effective as a normal bulletproof vest) and still feed to the gun. could be this, despite how improbable it is
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Awake 13-Feb-21 12:55 AM
I checked devil may cry, didn't have anything about it
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:55 AM
That's not it either.
Author icon Old Secret ↩️
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Monika BOT 13-Feb-21 12:55 AM
This isn't going well, is it?
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Awake 13-Feb-21 12:55 AM
Hmm
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:56 AM
it really, really isnt
im literally looking through every single jump out there and finding nothing
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Monika BOT 13-Feb-21 12:57 AM
So this is either a weapon with ammo or a perk that applies to weapons with ammo, from the sounds of it. If it's the former, it could be good, but if it's the latter, how good would it really be?
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:57 AM
its not about good itd be, its the fact that precedent has set that if we figure this out, it's permanently revealed, and we get another perk out of this
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Monika BOT 13-Feb-21 12:57 AM
Yeah, I know.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:58 AM
my votes for synthesis but im gonna keep searching until i find this
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Monika BOT 13-Feb-21 12:58 AM
But if you don't end up finding it, Synthesis would be the best option so far.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 12:58 AM
yeah
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 12:58 AM
Synthesis sounds good, yeah.
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Awake 13-Feb-21 12:58 AM
Did ya check Warhammer 40k yet? Seems like something thatd be a perk in a settin like that
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 01:00 AM
im still working my way through things, so i havent yet
warhammer 40k has like half a dozen jumps so itll take a hot minute
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Awake 13-Feb-21 01:05 AM
Action Reload (Free): Normal people reload in a safe manner to ensure their gun will not jam. You try to reload as quickly as possible to make sure you don’t get devoured for taking one second too long. Whether it shows up on a HUD of some kind, or whether it's a 'feeling' you have, you're aware of an action prompt whenever you reload your weapons. When you hit the sweet spot in your reloading routine, you're able to finish the job much faster, and the excess movements you've discarded make your shots that much more accurate for a brief period. Every second counts in battle!
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 01:05 AM
nope, 40k was a waste of time
wh
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Awake 13-Feb-21 01:05 AM
Damn it
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 01:05 AM
No response from that.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 01:05 AM
oh yea its missing ammo
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Awake 13-Feb-21 01:06 AM
No its about reloading ammo, but also says not jam so i figured it at least try it
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 01:08 AM
well by that logic, this might work
Practiced Practice- 100 Free Revengebody You are less likely to make mistakes on things you do regularly, and bad things are less likely to happen to you on such things. Fire hundreds of bullets in a day? Jams are not gonna bother you. Rush that combat roll off of the moving car? You still manage to nail it. This only applies to the individual parts of something you want to do, you might know how to shoot really well but not how to position yourself in a firefight. Scales with the amount of time you put into something and does not only apply to combat skills.
The Gun [100 CP, one free Soldier] – This gun is something special. It takes half as long to reload as any other of its kind, is of the most advanced type in your time and place, and will never, ever jam. In addition, it will never reject any modification you make to it.
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Awake 13-Feb-21 01:10 AM
Oh wait can it be an item??
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 01:11 AM
maybe, wouldnt think so but im trying everything
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 01:11 AM
No response.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 01:11 AM
this is the self
A Sidearm (50cp): An otherwise normal pistol, this little guy is guaranteed to never jam or misfire. Should you lose it you'll find it in your pocket the next time you reach for it. Is always in tip top shape, never needing to be cleaned, and comes with plenty of ammunition.
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Monika BOT 13-Feb-21 01:16 AM
Nope.
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Awake 13-Feb-21 01:16 AM
Damn
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 01:19 AM
(138)-Gunsmith (Alpha Protocol) (100cp) People always forget that all Guns need some sort of maintenance, thankfully unlike other people you know and can easily maintain as well repair most modern guns, and you also got a solid basis for learning how to maintain and repair or customize almost any gun that you can get your hands on, in fact your skill right now is good enough that you can at least ensure that whatever gun you clean up and maintain personally will never jam for whatever reason, who knows what you will be able to do in the future.
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 01:20 AM
Nope.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 01:25 AM
welp
at this rate im gonna be unconscious before successful
not giving up but i am venting
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Awake 13-Feb-21 01:25 AM
Pat
I have two brain cells and they are mush rn or I'd try and help
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 01:27 AM
I'd add my one brain cell to the mix if I had any ideas myself.
You guys seem more on top of it than I am.
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Monika BOT 13-Feb-21 01:28 AM
Imagine if the fourth perk wasn't even good.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 01:29 AM
if the fourth perk was shit id probably just have a stroke
believe me the only reason we seem on top of things is because were literally searching every single document with the word 'jam' in it
we're literally brute forcing this
i know i am, at least
Sidearm [200] In those life and death moments there is only one thing you can trust; the gun in your hand. This gun is the most reliable weapon you will ever own. It will never jam, it will never misfire, you never seem to run out of ammo, and it will always be perfectly maintained even in the most inclement conditions. In fact, it seems to be almost indestructible, and any damage it does take will repair itself before your eyes. Instead of receiving a new gun you can choose to import any one-handed firearm as your Sidearm. No one will think your gun is strange no matter how out of place it appears, though they might still question why you’re walking around with a gun.
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William BOT 13-Feb-21 01:31 AM
Nope.
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Limina Idling | Hours 13-Feb-21 01:33 AM
disney movies better give me a mfkin gun
lmao
Musket (150 CP) – A simple musket, and you always seem to have musket balls and powder on hand. This musket will never break or jam.
ask and ye shall recieve
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